rip tinker
oh,
tinker! we had such good times together.
why i love(d) tinker:
a. he's only the best cat in the world
b. he's really really smart
c. he's really really handsome
d. and soft
on that note, ive decided to create a shit list of all the people who never appreciated tinker. note: you are on my shit list. you are not my friend.
1. melissa
2. ilan
3. nick crawford (you were the worst godfather ever. like, you never bought him anything. not even catnip.)
4. sam and mike
people who felt lukewarm about him
1. my roommate sarah (although you are exempt for reasons obvious)
people who appreciated him
1. me
2. d0ug
3. alexxissesssss (although they are givens because they love cats)
4. tyler
5. shrivnuts
6. gregory (he really rallied for him)
GOODBYE TINKER! YOU WERE A GREAT CAT!!! XOXOOXXO
posted by TerribleT @ 1:21 PM
3 Comments:
At 1:44 PM,
Anonymous said…
tinker was a great cat...except when he was meowing, shedding, jumping up on the top of the couch and staring at me, or shitting and pissing on the couch to spite me. yep, tinker was a great cat.
At 1:47 PM,
marx marvelous said…
I'll miss you tinker! You were the sweetest, kindest cat I ever did know!
At 4:20 PM,
Anonymous said…
Tinker,
I never liked you really...didn't even pretend to..in fact yes...I can say it now, I HATED YOUR ESSENCE YOU DIRTY MOTHERFUCKER!
But I will say this, your lifestory could not have been an easy one...I know and I respect that. However your hair all over the appartment and bitchy whiny meeow of yours creeped me out and dented my frequent visits to Teresa's abode.
I am not sad you're gone, I am the one that gave you away. You were a uniq when I met you, you were a man when I gave you away.
Ilan
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